This is Funny!!

Shane just sent me this. I am still laughing!!


Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? Here’s a way to
change all that.

1. Before your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare
yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5″x 5″ is a good size.
Divide the card into columns – five across and five down. That will
give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
* synergy
* strategic fit
* core competencies
* best practice
* bottom line
* revisit
* take that off-line
* 24/7
* out of the loop
* benchmark
* value-added
* proactive
* win-win
* think outside the box
* fast track
* result-driven
* empower (or empowerment)
* knowledge base
* at the end of the day
* touch base
* mind set
* incentive
* realign
* game plan
* leverage

3. With your square neatly prepared, get ready to play “BULLSHIT BINGO”.

Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases

spoken by the speaker.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally,
stand up and shout…”BULLSHIT!”

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One Response to This is Funny!!

  1. jared says:

    Hehe, yeah I got a kick outta that one. “At the end of the day” … lol…